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COWBOY lover? Just who do you think I am?

In denial about how many westerns you used to watch growing up.

You weren't exactly subtle. I'm surprise you didn't start wearing the hats and boots.

First of all, those are GOOD movies.

The boots were cool, dude. Not my fault you have no taste.

No taste is when you like John Wayne. Sorry to say it.
I'll admit, Clint Eastwood's cool. I don't think anyone denies that.

Did you know they built the doors really small on western sets, to make the cowboys look bigger than they actually were?

Then they put the love interest in front of doors built bigger, to make them smaller.

John Wayne is CLASSIC. Like, that's old Hollywood right there. He's like, the REASON there's Westerns, period. He was the FACE of the era, you can't like Eastwood and not appreciate JW, sorry Sammy, is what it is.

And yes. I knew that. Did YOU know the first western movie was one of the FIRST movies ever to use modern techniques? westerns damn near started it, dude. The Great Train Robbery, 1903. They're good ass movies. Suck it.

I just can't look at him seriously after that time we saw that Genghis Khan movie on television.

Also

just so you know

you're a massive nerd. Worse than me by a mile.

Okay, THAT one you get. There was nothing about that movie that was smart. Literally nothing. It ticks all the bad boxes - filmed in a nuclear fallout zone, white dude with a southern drawl as the lead, half the cast got cancer...

Anyway. You are STILL a walking encyclopedia of weird, and I like westerns. There's no comparison. You get the nerd hat, not me.

We really should have looked into if there were any cursed objects in that movie's production.

[Aw well. The world's ending, life's over, so on and so forth.

Sam, for once, doesn't completely relent to the depression of that thought.]

You're forgetting to include your freaky knowledge about soap operas.

[Hey, Days of Our Lives was an easy watch in a hotel at 5 in the morning.

But there's still no excuse, Dean Winchester.]

[ that and doctor sexy. he may not have the memory of being sucked into TV land like the other Sam and Dean, but he still likes the show.

It's engaging, okay. ]

Dont diss my soaps, dude.

Which of those soap opera actresses were you always blabbering on and on about again when we were younger?

I drowned a lot of it out.

[He's a little shit, even under all the trauma.]

[ >B| ]

shut up, sam

Hey, you make fun of my magician thing any chance you remember.

Fair's fair.

And now I have thusly been reminded. Thanks, Houdini.

As long as you don't call me Criss Angel.

Don't think I could stomach that one.

God, no. He's a douchebag, even I'm not that cruel.

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